Happy Friggin' Hearts Day

Well, it's that time of year again, when no amount of chocolate, jellybeans, candy hearts or alcohol can take your mind off the fact that you're single. I was on the net today laughing at some of the anti-valentines websites. People are quite creative when they are in emotional pain. I even tried to get into the spirit of "love is in the air" and instead of wearing my usual all black - I dared to walk around in a red sweater and with this one act - you wouldn't believe the amount of unconscious scowls I received today from people walking by me. As ironic as this sounds, I started to laugh because I feel the same way as they do. I guess you had to be there and be in my twisted mind to understand how hilarious this is. humour from other's pain - fun fun times I say.

Some of my favourite quotes for t-shirts etc that I found today:

- SINGLE (and SO not looking)
- Valentines Day - just another day to remind us how lonely we really are.
- Kiss My Bitter Ass!
- Emotionally Unavailable
- Nothing says ‘love’ like a protective order.
- Happy Singles Awareness Day!
- Try Shutting Up
- Dead Inside
- not not bitter
- My cupid needs thicker glasses
- Valentine’s Day - another excuse for one night stands
- Love Sucks - and so do I

ENVY IDLE SATAN
NASTY VILE DANE
DENY NET SALIVA
LAND YEAST VEIN
VALENTINE’S DAY?

- Happy ‘spend some extra money on your significant other (if you have one) just this one day per year so you can prove to them you care ‘cause if you do, they might not remember and if you don’t have a significant other, wallow in your own pathetic loneliness until you’re depressed out of your mind’ Day.

and last but certainly not least...

Long stemmed roses: $90
Box of Chocolates: $45
Being SINGLE on Valentines Day:
PRICELESS!

Love live marketing geniuses. At least they're making loads of money for nothing!

not not bitter Lanny.
xoxo

"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!"

It seems as though I'm not very good at keeping up appearances... or blogs! Ha ha! Man I loved the movie Office Space. If you haven't seen it, then you are seriously missing out! I can't even count how many times I've seen this movie and it's as funny as the first time I saw it. (My title is from the movie).

It's a sad day for me... my seahawks lost last night and I had to listen to laughter and giggles from Nan from the 2nd quarter on. Then I went home and had to listen to a gloating message from my mom who was also cheering for the Steelers!! At least the Sens are still going strong. I'm going to see them beat Sid the Kid tonight at the "Scotiabank Place". I still abhore Scotiabank and will never deal with them again; but that's MY personal opinion. I think Sidney's injured but I'll have to check with my living hockey bible Donna who seems to now know more about hockey then most men! Funny, she couldn't grasp the concept of icing 3 years ago... now she's a maniac! But I am so grateful to have someone who likes to watch hockey with me!! Speaking of hockey - I've gotta run and put my Varada signed official jersey on and root for the Sens! GO SENS GO!!

Check y'all later gaters!

Lanny